Closing time at the Gem

'So i wake up naked, in bed, with my fists clenched like this, right ... thinking, "ok, i'm still alive, ok good." So i get up, and step in a puddle of water.''

'Wee?'

'Nah, a puddle of water, and I keep going out through the house to the car. the door is open and on the driver's seat there's a ten dollar note and my phone. Ok? Weird.'

'Yeah, like when you wake up and you can taste McDonalds, but you got no memory of eating it.'

'Yeah, kind of.